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2021: The Year of the Butt

My butt has something to say and she's not going to wait much longer to be heard. Wait, that came out wrong. No, I don't mean that something came out of my...


Let me start over.


I cannot stand for not standing. Anymore.

You press upon me day after day.

All Day Long.


Sit while you work.

Sit while you don't work.


I want to live! I want to be free!

I want to move in a way that keeps me feeling strong, looking cute and fitting into "hard" pants.


I want to stretch. I want to climb. I want to leap over all the things in a single bound.


Give me a little shimmy. Walk me around the block. Let me show you what I was born to do. Hike with me. Bike with me. Climb that crooked tree with me.

Today is the day when enough is enough. Today is the day when you're not going to "make it up to me" with a 28-minute burpee workout. I mean...that's insulting.


Just stand up.


Please.


New Year, New Butt.

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